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Apiary n. A sting operation. (Thank you, Eve Moody)

Mobilization n. Removing your land line and switching all calls to your mobile. (Thank you, Dr. Goodword)

Ramification n. A consequence that is forced down your throat. (Thank you, Andy Stein)

Politician n.Someone who shakes your hand befor an election and your confidence after it. (Thank you, Sam Fisher)

Stalemate (stale•mate) n. A leading cause of divorce.

Classic novel np. A book which people praise, but seldom read.

Compromise n. The art of slicing a cake in such a way that everyone believes they received the biggest piece.

Conference n. The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Conference room np. A place where everyone talks, no one listens, and later everyone disagrees about what was said.

Doctor n. A person who kills your ills with pills then kills you with bills.

Etc. abb. An abbreviation that makes others think you know more than you actually do.

Father n. The banker that nature provides.

Lecture n. The art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the lecturees without passing through the minds of either.

Office n. A place where you can relax after a strenuous night at home.

Smile n. A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Tears n. The means by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power.

a : something said or done to provoke laughter; especially : a brief oral narrative with a climactic humorous twist

b (1) : the humorous or ridiculous element in something (2) : an instance of jesting : kidding <can't take a joke>

c : practical joke

d : laughingstock

: something not to be taken seriously : a trifling matter <consider his skiing a joke — Harold Callender> —often used in negative constructions <it is no joke to be lost in the desert>

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Examples of JOKE

She meant it as a joke, but many people took her seriously.

They played a harmless joke on him.

They are always making jokes about his car.

I heard a funny joke yesterday.

the punch line of a joke

I didn't get the joke.

That exam was a joke.

Their product became a joke in the industry.

He's in danger of becoming a national joke.

Origin of JOKE

Latin jocus; perhaps akin to Old High German gehan to say, Sanskrit yācati he asks

First Known Use: 1670

Related to JOKE

Synonyms

boff (or boffo), boffola, crack, drollery, funny, gag, giggle [chiefly British], jape, jest, josh, laugh, nifty, one-liner, pleasantry, quip, rib, sally, waggery, wisecrack, witticism, yuk (or yuck also yak or yock) [slang]

Related Words

funning, joking, wisecracking; knee-slapper, panic [slang], riot, scream, thigh-slapper; antic, buffoonery, caper, leg-pull, monkeyshine(s), practical joke, prank, trick; burlesque, caricature, lampoon, mock, mockery, parody, put-on, riff; banter, kidding, persiflage, raillery, repartee; drollness, facetiousness, funniness, hilariousness, humorousness; comedy, humor, wit, wordplay

Near Antonyms

homage, tribute

Rhymes with JOKE

bloke, broke, choke, cloak, coke, croak, folk, hoke, moke, oak, poke, Polk, roque, smoke, soak, soke, spoke, stoke, stroke, toke, toque, yogh, yoke, yolk

2joke verb

: to say things that are meant to cause laughter : to make jokes about someone or something

jokedjok·ing

Full Definition of JOKE

intransitive verb

: to make jokes : jest

transitive verb

: to make the object of a joke : kid

— jok·ing·ly adverb

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Examples of JOKE

My friends would joke about the uniform I had to wear at work.

She joked about the possibility of losing her job.

I thought he was joking when he said he might quit, but it turned out that he really meant it.

Don't take it seriously: I was only joking.

She spent a few minutes joking with reporters after giving her speech.

She joked that she could always get work as a truck driver if she lost her job.

something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act: He tells very funny jokes. She played a joke on him.

something that is amusing or ridiculous, especially because of being ludicrously inadequate or a sham; a thing, situation, or person laughed at rather than taken seriously; farce: Their pretense of generosity is a joke. An officer with no ability to command is a joke.

a matter that need not be taken very seriously; trifling matter: The loss was no joke.

something that does not present the expected challenge; something very easy: The test was a joke for the whole class.

1. a humorous anecdote

2. something that is said or done for fun; prank

3. a ridiculous or humorous circumstance

4. a person or thing inspiring ridicule or amusement; butt

5. a matter to be joked about or ignored

6. joking apart seriously: said to recall a discussion to seriousness after there has been joking

7. no joke something very serious