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Sunday 22 June 2014

Punjabi Jokes Jokes In Punjabi Funny for Facebook Images and Hindi Latest Very Funny In Urdu

Punjabi Jokes Defination

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Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi, jab Dulhn phero ke waqt uske pas akar baithi to vo bola thoda pas ho k baith, ek sawari or baith sakti hai.

Bahut Kuch Ditta Eh Rabba Tu Mainu, Bass Ik Meharbani Hor Karde

Ja Tah Milaade Mainu Yaar Mere Naal, Nhi Tah Botal Whisky Di Mere Moohre Dharde

Customer: Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi hai.

Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de raha hai?

Customer: Telephone wale bolte hai ke, “Bill nahi bharoge toh kaat denge.”

Ik Din Santa Mandir Gya, Lok Bhajan Ga Rhe C:

“Darshan De Gariban Nu, Darshan De Gariban Nu”…

Sante Di Nuh Da Na “Darshan Rani” Si, Santa Nu Gussa Aa Gya,

Te Oh Bhi Bhajan Gaaun Lagga, “Darshan Mere Munde Di Bahu,

Oh Ta Mere Munde Di Rhu , Baki Gal Nasiban Di, Evein Kiven Gariban Di”

Ek Bache Di Nani Us Nu Sula Rahi C, Te Keh Rahi C Soja Degree Soja!

Tan Pdosan Ne Puchea Esnu Degree Kio Bula Rahi Hai

Tan Usne Keha,

Meri Kudi Chandigarh Degree Lain Gai C Aah Lai K Aa Gai…

Santa & Banta Saffar Te Ja Rhe See, Raste Wichoh Raat Ho Gye

Te Oh Tent Lga Ke So Gye,

Raat Nu Banta Di Akh Khuli

Ohne Santa Nu Jaga Ke Kiha Asman Wal Dekh Ke Dass Tainu Ki Nazar Aa

Riha Hai Santa Boliya Bhut Sare Sittare

Banta Is To Ki Patta Lagda Hai

Santa: Assman Bhut Hi Khubsurat Hai Te Roshni B Hai

Banta: Oye Kanjra, Koi Sada Tent Putt Ke Lai Gya Hai

Pappu Paperan Ch Fail Ho Gaya, Es Gall Te Baapu Ne Keha, Apne Padosh Aali Kudi Nu Dekh, Class Ch First Aayi Hai.

Oh Baapu Ohnu Hi Taan Dekhta Si, Taan Hi Taan Fail Ho Gaya…

Ik Darzi Lokan De Kappde Lai Ke Faraar Ho Geya

Koi Kehenda Meri Pant,

Koi Kehenda Meri Shirt,

Sante Ne Ronde Hoye Keha Ke Oh Mera Napa Lai Geya…

A guy says to his friend, "Guess how many coins I have in my pocket."

The friends says, "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?"

The first guys says, "If you guess right, I'll give you both of them!"

This is a good one to follow the following previously submitted joke.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes?

B: No idea. (No Eye Deer.)

A: What do you call a dead deer with no eyes?

B: Still no idea.

A: Meet my new born brother.

B: Oh, he is so handsome! What's his name?

A: I don't know. I can't understand a word he say

Miss (on call): You say Ronny has fever and can’t come to school today?

I am speaking to?

Reply: Well, This is my father.. Lol

It is so ridiculous when people say you've changed. It's like, yeah I also used to be a fetus, but now look at me.

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"

How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand …

For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, press 3.

Does your train of thought have a caboose?

Leave bad enough alone!

Don’t worry. I forgot your name, too!

Give him a penny for him thoughts, you’ll get change.

He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead.

How did the woman feel after she got ran over? Tired!

I could say something brilliant at any moment!

What do you call a zipper on a banana?

A fruit fly.

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

I'm smiling. This should scare you.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels!

How did the police scare the bugs away?

They called for the S.W.A.T. team.

Why do chicken coups have two doors? Cuz if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken sedan!

Why don't elephants ride bikes? Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell!

Females always try to impress males by wearing hot dresses. But we are Impressed Only when They remove them.

Did you ever blow bubbles as a kid? Because he's back in town and he wants your number.

I'm not sure what's wrong... But it's probably your fault!

I love mankind–It’s people I can’t stand.

I work 40 hours a week to be this poor.

Your future depends on your dreams – So go to sleep.

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

The universe is laughing behind your back.

If you’re living on the edge, make sure you’re wearing a seat belt.

That awkward moment when you catch someone's eye exactly when they're picking their nose.

Girls eyebrows these days be looking like they got sponsored by sports Nike!

An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

i do not understand why people take me so seriously i never even know what I am saying.

I Hate being fat but I love eating food.

"Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for me to hold while I'm getting ready for action. Madam? Madam?.

Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.

Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha apne bade bhai ka pair chhu rahe ho kya?

Ladka : ji bhabhiji.

What is secret of succes?

“by Right Decisions”

How do you make right decisions?

“by Experience”

How do you get experience?

“by Wrong Decision”