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FUNNY

adj. fun·ni·er, fun·ni·est

a. Causing laughter or amusement.

b. Intended or designed to amuse.

2. Strangely or suspiciously odd; curious.

3. Tricky or deceitful.

n. pl. fun·nies Informal

1. A joke; a witticism.

2. funnies

a. Comic strips.

b. The section of a newspaper containing comic strips.

Arousing or provoking laughter; "an amusing film with a steady stream of pranks and pratfalls"; "an amusing fellow"; "a comic hat"; "a comical look of surprise"; "funny stories that made everybody laugh"; "a very funny writer"; "it would have been laughable if it hadn't hurt so much"; "a mirthful experience"; "risible courtroom antics"

SMS

Short Message Service (SMS) is a text messaging service component of phone, web, or

Mobile communication systems, using standardized communications protocols that allow the exchange of short text messages between fixed line or mobile phone devices.

SMS is the most widely used data application in the world, with 3.6 billion active users, or 78% of all mobile phone subscribers. The term "SMS" is used as an acronym for all types of short text messaging and the user activity itself in many parts of the world. SMS is also employed in direct marketing, known as SMS marketing.

SMS as used on modern handsets originated from radio telegraphy in radio memo pagers using standardized phone protocols. These were defined in 1985 as part of the Global System for Mobile Communications (GSM) series of standards as a means of sending messages of up to 160 characters to and from GSM mobile handsets. Though most SMS messages are mobile-to-mobile text messages, support for the service has expanded to include such other mobile technologies as ANSI CDMA networks and Digital AMPS, as well as satellite and landline networks.

[:: Funny SMS Jokes in Hindi ::

If you want to check your brain

Stand in front of cow

Agar aap ke pass aye to samajh lena ke bhoosa hai,

Aur agar chali jaye to samajh lena khali hai..

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Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that

everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

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Q: What did John Logie Baird found when he invented television?

Ans: There is Rajni’s movie already telecasting!

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Four things which brings tears to the eye:

Broken Love.

Separated Friendship.

Death.

Onion!

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Kaash aik din aap Asman per so jayein,

Sitare aap ka bichona ho,

Chand aap ka takya ho,

Raat aap ko chadar ho,

Aur

Subah suraj aik laat maare aur kahe

"Uth ja o nalayak apne ghar ja".

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Kamiyab Insan banne ke 3 tareeqa:

Bhootni ke, Pehle insan to banja.

Phir sochiyo kamiyab hone ka

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Your account has been recharged successfully with Rs 85.91.

Your new balance is now Rs 129.74.

Aha!

Chehra tu dekho jaisay langur k hath angur lag gaya ho.

:: Funny SMS Jokes in Hindi ::

Pathan Ne Kafan Ki Shop Kholi.

Logo Ne Use Bohat Mara Kyu?

Kyu K Us Ne Shop Per Likha Hua Tha Bara Kafan Lene Per Bachay K Kafan FREE !

:: Funny SMS Jokes in Hindi ::

Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye, Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,

Agr 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye.

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Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada k marne ki chutti le chuke ho.

Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai..

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Tum hanste raho,

nachte raho,

muskurate raho,

sada khil khilata raho,

khush raho aur gungunate raho,

mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samjhege

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Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?

Man: Makahiya maar raha hu.

Wife: Kitni mari?

Man: 3 male aur 2 female.

Wife: Kaise malum?

Marines are like bananas;

they're born green;

they turn yellow;

and they die in bunches.

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From: drl@vuse.vanderbilt.edu

Subject: heard it, sexual

Have you heard of an Australian kiss?

It's like a French kiss, but it comes from down under.

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From: MCGARRAH%CITADEL1.BITNET@ncsuvm.cc.ncsu.edu

Subject: Psychic powers

(From Dennis Owens, the morning drive-time host of WGMS (radio)in

Washington, DC)

"All of you out there who believe in telepathy, raise your hand."

"All right. Now, everyone who believes in telekinesis...raise MY hand."

Why accountants don't read novels? Because the only numbers in them are page numbers. Why do accountants make good lovers? They're great with figures. If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what does she say? "Darling, could you tell me about your work." What is the definition of "accountant"? Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way you don’t understand. What do accountants do for fun? Add the telephone book! Why don't old accountants never die? They just lose their balance! What is the definition of a good tax accountant? Someone who has a loophole named after him. How do you know when an accountant is on holiday? He doesn't wear a tie and comes in after 8am! Why did God invent economists? So accountants could have someone to laugh at. What does an accountant use for birth control? His personality. What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer? The accountant knows he is boring. What's an extroverted accountant? One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own. What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone? Popular How do you drive an accountant completely insane? Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way. What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit someone. What does an accountant say when you ask him the time? It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 seconds, no wait...... Why was the accountant so excited that he completed a jigsaw puzzle in only 59 weeks? Because on the box it said 8-12 Years. Why did the accountant stare at his glass of orange juice for three hours? Because on the box it said Concentrate. What's the difference between the male sperm and an accountant? The sperm has a 1 in 250,000 chance of becoming human. When does a person decide to become an accountant? When he realises he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker. What's an actuary? An accountant without the sense of humour. Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries? They find bookkeeping too exciting. What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? Invite an accountant.

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A "one-note joke" is a character with so few dimensions it's difficult to see him (or her -- or, occasionally, them) from most angles. The one-note joke may have served a valid purpose when the author introduces the character(s), but if the ONJ shows up twice, you get a feeling of déjà vu, and by the third time you find yourself asking "is that all they do?"

Entire movies, novels, and even series of works have been written around a one-note joke. Call it "high concept" if you wish, but there is nothing to it but a single premise and a lot of giving the audience exactly what they expect over and over again. One note, played again and again.

The Aristocrats is a good example of one such movie. – Tester101 Feb 21 '11 at 17:36

Is it totally analogous to the concept of a stock character? – Uticensis Feb 22 '11 at 3:44

Similar, but not identical. A stock character can merely be one whose appearance in the narrative is predictable. There's nothing to prevent the stock character from becoming a fully-fleshed-out, interesting character (well, nothing but the author, that is), but once the character becomes something more that a predictable collection of catch phrases (or similar), he or she would cease to be a one-note joke. Try to imagine Bill and Ted's Excellent Ethical Quandary. – bye Feb 22 '11 at 11:38

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One-note is an expression that describes something repetitive, in the same manner as the same note played over and over again.

A one-note joke is a joke that is repeated with little or no variation. It's also an expression for a character or story built around a single cliché or stereotype, often used to describe it's two-dimensional appearance.

A repeated joke can be used to great effect, and the repetition then becomes a joke in itself. However, it can also easily fail and become annoying instead.

Here is a set of samplings from the one-liner file. When processing

submissions, if I see a short joke that is good but doesn't quite merit

a posting of its own, I put it in the one-liner file. I haven't

posted the results for quite some time, so some of these are pretty old.

I have split the file up into 10 chunks of around 300 lines each. Some

newsreaders go crazy and try to "undigestify" this -- beware.

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From: rbk@sequent.com (Bob Beck)

Subject: Joke Submission

I hope you find this useful - I found it hilarious when my friend related

the story ...

A friend was trying to describe some of the "facts of life" to his 15 year

old son...

"It's a fact of life... Males are born with 2 heads, but only enough

blood to operate one at a time!"

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Organization: Genesis Public Access Minix

From: savarese%genesis.uucp@gte.com (Dave Savarese)

Subject: joke

Your mother's so old, when I told her to act her age, she died.

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From: scrl@hplb.hpl.hp.com (Simon Lewis)

Subject: Prostitution at Disney

Heard on the BBC's "Have I got News for You" programme...

It seems prostitutes have already moved into the hotels at the new

EuroDisney resort outside Paris. Apparently the cost is $50 to do

it Goofy style, or $100 for a straight Donald Duck.

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From: Two things never trust: Politicians and angle trisectors.

Subject: Atheist's Manifesto

[Original, but from a friend who doesn't want to be identified :]

Atheist's Manifesto: