Sms Jokes Defination
source(gogle.com.pk)
1 Class Ka Bacha Apni Miss Se Kehta Hai.
Mai Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hoon?
Miss: So Sweet!
Bacha: To Phir Mai Apne Ammi Abbu Ko Aap K Ghar Kab Bhejun.
Miss: Wo Kyon?
Bacha: Ta'kay Wo Hamari Baat Agay Chalayen,
Miss: Ye Kya Bakwaas Hai!
Bacha:
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Tution Parhne K Liye..
1 Girl Ask 2 Pappu
Wo Kia Hai Jo Cow K Paas 4 Or Mere Paas 2 Hain?
Pappu: Legs..
Girl: Wo Kia Hai Jo Tumhari Pant Mai Hai Or Meri Pant Me Nahi Hai?
Pappu: Paisay..
Girl: Wo Kia Hai Jo Log Din Me Karne K Bjaye Raat Ko Bistar Pai Kartai Hain?
Pappu: Neend Puri Kartai Hain..
Girl: Wo Kia Hai Jo Larki Pehli Daffa Karwate Huye Pain Ki Wajah Se Roti Hai?
Pappu: Kan Mai Chaid..
MORAL: Aap Bhi Apni Zehniat Pappu Ki Tarha Saaf Rakhain.
1-Ladki Kadkay K Paas Gai,Ladkay Ne Uolta Kia,Peechhay Se Khola,Aur....... Under Dala. Ladki Bohut Khush Thhi,Wo Pehli Baar Dalva Rahi Thhi.'Mobile Mai SIM CARD'
15 Augast Ko Guzri Hui 1 Sachi Ghatna.
7 Saal Ki Bachi Ko Us Ke Baap Or Bhai Ne Lekar Bhut Buri Tarha Se Usko Zabardasti..
A Dad Went To School To Get Son?S Report Card.
Busy Madam: Abhi Nahi.
Dad: Mera Boht Mood Tha Abhi Sab Dekh Leta.
Madam: Main Sab Dikha Dongi Per Abhi Nahi.
Dad: Tou Phir Kab Aon Mein?
Madam: Mere Periods KA Daughter Sends A Telegram To Her Father On Her
Clearing B.Ed Exams,Which The Father Receives As:?Father,
Your Daughter Has Been Successful In BED.? hatam Hone Ke Baad.
A Girl go to repair Her Umbrella,She Went To Repair Shop,
Man:upar Ka Kapra Utarna Parayga Aur Neechay Danda Dalna Parayga,
Girl:jo Marzi Karo,Bus Pani Ander Na Jaye..
Beautiful Quote..There Iz Nothing Greater Dan Parents In Dis World.
So Go Get Married Fast And Bcome Parents.
Think Different
Do Different:-D..
Don't Take Things In Wrong Sense When.
Dr Says:
TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES!
Dentist Says:
Keep It OPEN N WIDE!
Interior Decorator Says: ONCE ITS IN U'LL LOVE IT!
Banker Says:
IF U TAKE IT OUT T?? SOON U'll LOSE INTEREST!
Telephone Guy Says: WOULD U LIKE IT ON THE TABLE OR AGAINST THE WALL?
Ek Larki Duusri Se Kehti Hy . . . :
Yaar Pehle Tou Dheere Bara Maza Aa Rha Tha Par. . . . . .
Doosri: Par Kia. . ?
Par Jab Baad Me Zor Zor Se Jhatke Lagne Lage, Meri Tou Kamar Hi Toot Gayi. . . .
Kasam Khati Hoon,
Aaenda DTC Ki Buso'n Me Kabhi Safar Nhi Karungi . . .
HEIGHT OF D0UBLE MEANING: DAD went to school to get son's report card.
DAD: Mam kab dengi aap?
MAM: Periods khatam hone ke baad.. :-)
Hum Aaye
Humne Khola
Humne Nikala
Humne Dala
Hamara Kaam Ho Gaya
OR Aap Nikaal Kar Kharay Hi Rahe
Kyun K Aapko Daalna Nahi Ata Tha
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