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Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".

Student: I is the...

Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".

Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

Two factory workers are talking.

The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."

The man replies, "And how would you do that?"

The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.

The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"

The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb."

The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."

The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"

The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."

Two cows are standing in a field.

One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"

The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"

Teacher: How can we get some clean water?

Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it.

Q. What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?

A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit)

A guy says to his friend, "Guess how many coins I have in my pocket."

The friends says, "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?"

The first guys says, "If you guess right, I'll give you both of them!"

This is a good one to follow the following previously submitted joke.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes?

B: No idea. (No Eye Deer.)

A: What do you call a dead deer with no eyes?

B: Still no idea.

A: Meet my new born brother.

B: Oh, he is so handsome! What's his name?

A: I don't know. I can't understand a word he say

Miss (on call): You say Ronny has fever and can’t come to school today?

I am speaking to?

Reply: Well, This is my father.. Lol

It is so ridiculous when people say you've changed. It's like, yeah I also used to be a fetus, but now look at me.

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"

How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand …

For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, press 3.

Does your train of thought have a caboose?

Leave bad enough alone!

Don’t worry. I forgot your name, too!

Give him a penny for him thoughts, you’ll get change.

He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead.

How did the woman feel after she got ran over? Tired!

I could say something brilliant at any moment!

What do you call a zipper on a banana?

A fruit fly.

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

I'm smiling. This should scare you.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels!

How did the police scare the bugs away?

They called for the S.W.A.T. team.

Why do chicken coups have two doors? Cuz if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken sedan!

Why don't elephants ride bikes? Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell!

Females always try to impress males by wearing hot dresses. But we are Impressed Only when They remove them.

Did you ever blow bubbles as a kid? Because he's back in town and he wants your number.

I'm not sure what's wrong... But it's probably your fault!

I love mankind–It’s people I can’t stand.

I work 40 hours a week to be this poor.

Your future depends on your dreams – So go to sleep.

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

The universe is laughing behind your back.

If you’re living on the edge, make sure you’re wearing a seat belt.

That awkward moment when you catch someone's eye exactly when they're picking their nose.

Girls eyebrows these days be looking like they got sponsored by sports Nike!

An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

i do not understand why people take me so seriously i never even know what I am saying.

I Hate being fat but I love eating food.

"Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for me to hold while I'm getting ready for action. Madam? Madam?.

Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.

Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha apne bade bhai ka pair chhu rahe ho kya?

Ladka : ji bhabhiji.

What is secret of succes?

“by Right Decisions”

How do you make right decisions?

“by Experience”

How do you get experience?

“by Wrong Decision”