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Sunday 29 June 2014

Christmas Jokes Jokes In Punjabi Funny for Facebook Images and Hindi Latest Very Funny In Urdu

Christmas Jokes Defination

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ardar: Beta do bistar kuun lagaaye hai?

Son: Ghar pe do guest aa rahe hain.

Sardar: Kaun?

Son: Mummy ka bhai aur mera Mama

Sardar: Phir ek aur bitar laga le, mera sala bhi aa raha hai..

TEACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense

Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI ,

PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi

Use Hua Ho

.ya aapki girlfriend ke paas yeh sab hai...

Sulagta Jism

Nasheeli Aankhein

Kaanpte Honth

Thartharata Badan

Agar hai to use dengue hai kripya turant doctor ko cousult karein.

Revenge - Funny SMS

Dear girls..

Aap k Mob No. pe agar koi ladka

Faltu ki calls ya miss call kare to

unka mob no.. Olx me daal kar

post kar do i phone 5

Only 10000 rs.. Me

Kasam se jitne

Calls aapko nai kiya hoga

Usse jyaada use Aayenge...

Sachin fans watching CRICKET;

Salman fans watching his MOVIES;

Sania fans watching TENNIS;

And my fans are always busy reading my 'Messages'.

Ohh God! They're simply crazy fans!

Advice to All Youth:

If you want to change the country, do it now.

Once you get married, you won't be able to change even the TV channel!

Santa fixed his marriage on 2nd January

He sent invitation to his friends like this..

"Marriage is on 2nd. Plz come on 1st night, sab mil ke enjoy ka

CID ne Sony se nata jod liya

CID ne Sony se nata jod liya...

Aur jis room me mana raha tha Abhijeet suhagraat

Daya ne wohi darwaza tod diya.!!

What is a Teacher???

Who teaches us making plain rice in class AND

Expects from us to cook biryani in exams!!!

Girl: Doctor mere lips pe infection ho gaya hai.

Doctor: Last time KISS kab kiya tha?

Girl: Ek saal pehle.

Doctor: Infection nahi hua hai JUNG lag gayi hai

Whenever U feel depressed in your life, Close your eyes and think about that director who has to say Nice shot to Tusshar Kapoor..

Boy 1 : Election ki date fix ho gayi hai.

Boy 2 : Toh kya hua...

Boy 1 : Us din pata chal jaayega ki mohalle ki kaun kaun si ladkiyaan 18 saal ki ho gayi hain.

Heart touching lines..

Thousand words of any teacher does not hurt much..

But the silence of a friend in the examination hall brings tears to the eyes..!

Main bahut pareshan hu

Neend nahi aati

Sukun nahi

Kisi kaam me dil bhi nahi lagta

Doctor ne mujhe kaha hai aap ki zindgai me,

Vitamin "SHE" ki kami hai.

Dehshat Gardi Ki Hadd - Hindi SMS

Is se badi dehshat gardi aur kya ho sakti hai. Wash room ke lote mein koi tezaab daal gaya.

Earlier:

Luv started wid eyes

Grew wid gifts

Ended wid tears

Now:

Luv starts frm cellphone

Grows wid msgs

Ends wid

"The number ur calling is currently busy please try again later"

Boy: "Tujh me Rab dikta Hai, Yara mai kya karu"

Girl:"Darsan kar, Dakshina de, Prasad la or Chala ja, Q ki tere piche or vi Bhakt khare hai

Thousand words of a teacher do not hurt,

But

The silence of a friend in the

Examination hall brings tears into the eyes

Rajinikanth is remaking Titanic with some changes ...

In d end he doesn't die but swims across the ocean with heroine in 1 hand and titanic in d other hand

Apni badnaseebi ka haal kis-kis ko batau. Girlfriend ka mobile recharge karane gaya tha aur recharge karne wala uska bhai nikla.

I'm a cheater.

But i don't cheat humanity.

I hate study.

But i luv technology.

I flirt wid flirters.

But i respect luvrs.

World cant change me.

But i can change d world.

I dont have books in hands.

But i have revolutionry ideas in mind.

I'm d rarest race on earth,

Meet me I'm a last bench student.

Good old days

When I was a child,

My mom would send me down to the corner store with a 10.rs & I'd come back with

5kgs of potatoes,

2 loaves of bread,

3 packs of milk,

A pack of cheese,

A packet of tea,

& half dozen eggs.

You can't do that now. Too many damn....

Ek Ladka Ek Ladki - Hindi SMS

Ladka bola : Dilruba

Ladki boli : Pizza khila

Ladka bola : Paise Nahi

Ladki boli : Kaise nahi

Ladka bola : Mehangaai hai

Ladki boli : To phir aaj se tu mera bhai hai.