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Super Funny Jokes Jokes In Punjabi Funny for Facebook Images and Hindi Latest Very Funny In Urdu

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Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.

Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha apne bade bhai ka pair chhu rahe ho kya?

Ladka : ji bhabhiji.

What is secret of succes?

“by Right Decisions”

How do you make right decisions?

“by Experience”

How do you get experience?

“by Wrong Decision”

Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay?

Rikshawala: 50

Sardar: 20 lelo

Riksha: 20 main kon le k jaayeega?

Sardar: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega

2 boys with Sardar where going on a Motor cycle.

Policeman gives hand to stop.

Sardar shouted oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega…!

Sardar: Oye tu har message Do dafa q karta hay?

2nd Sardar: Taa k tu aik Forward kar de to doosra tere pas rahay!

School mein Master ji ne chote santa se poocha:

Jisme koyi kami nahi usko kya kehte hai.?

aur jawab aayi:

Wayward children are never naughty - they are bold.

To be tired or broken down is to be banjaxed or knackered.

To procrastinate or delay something is to put it on the long finger.

A sub-standard dwelling is called a kip.

If someone is annoying you, they are blaggarding.

To ask someone to be quiet you might say whisht!

A scratcher is a bed, and the jacks is a toilet.

To emphasise something the word fierce is often used, as in 'fierce hard' [ie difficult] or 'he has a fierce strong accent'. The words quare8or awful can also be used to denote emphasis.

To accomplish something quickly is to do it fairly lively.

Shenanigans refers to intrigue, trickery or hidden manoeuvres designed to effect a certain outcome.

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Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria.

A newly posted parish pastor discovered that all who come to confess their sin is guilty of "I Have Fallen" He waited to understand what the clause could mean to the people. But all efforts on the contrary did not help matters. He then concluded that the bad road in vicinity might be the reason may people fall. As a result he went to the Mayor to complain about the roads in the Council:

"Sir, your roads are bad. My parishioners are always hurt. They keep confessing ‘ I have Fallen’"

The Mayor who knew what " I Have Fallen" meant for the people burst into laughter. The priest was embarrassed and said:

"Even your wife is a victim of the bad road and you are laughing"

The man got mad because he understood that his wife had cheated him.

"I Have Fallen" the people use to refer to sin of adultery/fornication.

A guy needed a horse, so he went to a temple and got one. Before he left, the priest told him that it was a special horse. In order for it to go, he would say “Thank God” and for it to stop he would have to say “Amen”.

So the guy went, and a few minutes later he dozed off on his horse. A few hours later, he woke up and was going off the edge of a cliff. So he shouted “Amen!” and the horse stopped a few inches from the edge.

“Whew,” he said. “Thank God.”

A young couple took their six-year-old son to the doctor.

With some hesitations, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small pen*s.

After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, “Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem.”

The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.

“Gee, Mom,” he exclaimed. “For me?”

“Just take two,” the mother replied. “The rest are for your father.”

“I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me….

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.”

A blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair changed so she would look like a brunette.

When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country. After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought, “Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!”

She got out and walked over to the farmer and said, “If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?”

The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try. The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, “157.”

The farmer was amazed – she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and

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