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Ek Bahot Hi Khubsoorat Ladki Doctor Ke Paas Gayi Aur Boli : “Doctor Sahab Mere Ko Ajeeb Si Beemari Hai”
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Doctor: “Kya?”
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. Ladki: “Main Jab Bhi Cigrette Peeti Hu To Ajeeb Becheni Si Hoti Hai,
Main Pehla Kash Leti Hoon To Apne Shoes Utar Deti Hu,
Dusre Kash Mein Socks, Teesre Kash Mein Shirt Utar Deti Hu Aur …........”
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Doctor Beech Mein Usko Tokte Hue
Bola: “Mujhe Kuch Samajh Nahi Aa Raha, .
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Ek Kaam Karo Ye Lo Gold Flake Aur Aaram Se Pee Kar Batao.“.
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Mr. Kapoor comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news... I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a
baby!
The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody."
The next day, Mrs. Kapoor receives a telephone call from Reliance Energy because the electricity bill has not been paid.
" Am I speaking to Mrs. Kapoor? "
"Yes... speaking"
Reliance guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!"
"How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.
"Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the Reliance guy.
"What are you saying? It's in your files... HOW ???"
" Yes ..... We have a system of finding out who's overdue "
" GOD !!!... This is too much..."
"Madam, I am sorry... I am just following orders... I have to inform that you are overdue.."
"I know that ... let me talk to my husband about this tonight. He will speak to your company tomorrow.. "
That night, she tells her husband about the incident, and he, mad as a bull,rushes to Reliance office the next day morning.
"What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts..
"Just calm down," says the lady at the reception at Reliance, "it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us."
"PAY you? And if I refuse?"
"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off.."
"And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.
"Well... I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle.
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Son: Papa circus dekhne chale???

Papa: No Son. I'm busy

Son: Usme 1 ladki ne bina kapdo k sher pe sawari ki he

Papa: Bahut ziddi ho gaye ho... Chalo bahut din hue sher nahi
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A Special Package for Business Men.
An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men.
Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free.
After Great Success, The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip.
All Of Them Gave A Same Reply..."Which Trip?"
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Wife: bas kro ji raat k 12 baje se kar rahay ho
or subh k 6 ho chuke h.
Thake nahi kya? Kitna karoge?
Husbnd:
karne do na darling
abhi Ekk Ladki Ko Ladke Wale Dekh Kar Jaten Hai,
Ladki Ki Maa Ladki Se Puchti Hai.
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Maa:
“ Beti, Ladka Pasand Aya? ”
Beti:
“ Ladka To Theek Hai, Par Thoda Chota Hai. ”
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Maa:
“ TV 14 Inch Ka Ho Ya 29 Inch Ka, Remote To
7 Inch Ka Hi Hota Hai .”
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Doodhwala Lagataar Ek Aurat Ki Door-Bell
Baja Raha Tha.
Aurat Naha Rahi Thi So Onnchi Awaaj Mein
Gusse Se Boli:
“Bhaiya Kitna Dabaoge, Ab Bas Bhi
Karo, Tumse Achchha Toh Paperwala Hai, Jo
Chup-Chaap Neeche Se Daal Deta Hai“
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Bacha:- Bhagwan kare teacher ki zuban cut jaye. Roz roz dant ti hai.

Next day zuban cut gai..

Bacha :- Bhagwan kare master ka hath toot jaye. Tang krta hai... bahut marta hai.

Next day hath toot jata hai...

Bacha :- Bhagwan mere BAAP ko utha le. Bahut marte hai.

Next day baap ghar aate hain, Bacha :- Papa Aapko kuch nahi hua ??

Baap :- Nahi kyo
Bacha :- Maa kahan hain...??
Baap :- pados me SHARMA uncle ki death ho gai hai, wahan Gayi hain...
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Frnd ke saath kro ya Grlfrnd k sath,
Room me kro ya badroom me, din me kro ya fir raat me,
ground me karo ya garden me kro, aakhir success hone k liye Study to krni padegi na.;
Married woman returns from honeymoon.
Her frnds-"kaha kaha ghum aai ?
Woman-"delhi, agra, jammu and manali."
Frnds-"kya kya dekha ?"
She-"ceilling fan !
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Wo kaunsi Situation Hai.
Jisme Mard 15 Minute Me Thak Jata Hai.
Or. Aurat Chahti H ki wo karta
Rahe?
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SHOPPING.
Magar Apki soch ko salam.
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Marwari Jokes

Marwari Wife: Aaj me nahake towel me bahar aayi tau achaanka susur ji saamne aa gaye

Marwadi : tau fir tumne kya kiya ?

wife: aur kya karti!


Towel upar uthakar uska ghoonghat bana liya

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