Sunday, 15 June 2014

Gujarati Jokes

Gujarati Jokes Defination

Once 4 gujju wives met at a party talking about their husband's new cellular phones....

First gujju wife says to others... "Maro pati ne pass mota laura (motorola) che!....

Second gujju wife replies.."Aree sirf mota laura thi kya hoga? errection(ERICSSON) chahiye!....

So the third gujju wife steps up & says..."aree mota laura bhi thick hai, errection bhi thick hai, Par semen (Seimens) nahi to kya fayda?...

And then the fourth said.."Mota laura bhi ho, errecson bhi ho, semen bhi ho, lekin na kiya (Nokia) tho kya fayda??....
Kanjibhai was preparing wedding cards for their son at the printers. Kanjibhai was not very good at English so he asked the printer to help him.

After the printer had presented Kanjibhai with a draft , Kanjibhai quickly pointed out that the " RSVP " was missing .

The printer was surprised by Kanjibhai's knowledge and asked him if Kanjibhai knew what it meant.

Kanjibhai started to think and after much thought he replied : "Vait! I remember! I remember! RSVP!! It means "Remember, Send Vedding Present!"
Ramjibhai was downtown with his wife and four little children when he decided to take a Rickshaw home. Approaching a Rickshaw driver, he demanded, "How much will you charge to drive us to the Ghatkopar ?"

"I figure Rupees 2/- apiece for you and your wife," said the driver.

"I'll take the four kids along for nothing."

Ramjibhai turned to his children and said, "Jump in kids, and have a nice ride home.

Your Ba and I will take the train."
A Gujrati, a Madrasi and a Sardar were doin= construction work on the 20th floor of a building. They were having lunch.

Gujju opened his lunch box & said, "Dhokla ! If I get dhokla one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.

The Madrasi opened his lunch box and exclaimed, and said,  Idli Sambhar again! If I get idli sambhar one more time I'm going to jump off too."

The Sardar opened his lunch and said, "Parontha again! If I get a parontha one more time, I'm jumping too"

The next day, the Gujju opened his lunch box, saw dhokla, and jumped to his death.

The Madrasi opened his lunch, saw idli sambhar, and jumped, too.

The Sardar opened his lunch, saw the parontha and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, Gujju's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of dhokla, I never would have given it to him again!"

The Madrasi's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him dossa! I didn't realize he hated idli sambhar so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the Sardar's wife.

The Sardar's wife said, "Don't look at me. He made his own lunch every day."
2 sardaron ko 2 bomb miley

1st Sardar: chal police ko de k atey hain.
2nd sardar: agar koi bomb raste me phat gia to?
1st sardar: jhoot bol dain gay, ke 1 hi mila tha
Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower & red light glowing on the top.
Seeing this he said "India is developing fast, see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air"
Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.

Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police:Kion has rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!
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