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1 Class Ka Bacha Apni Miss Se Kehta Hai. 

Mai Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hoon? 

Miss: So Sweet! 

Bacha: To Phir Mai Apne Ammi Abbu Ko Aap K Ghar Kab Bhejun. 

Miss: Wo Kyon? 

Bacha: Ta'kay Wo Hamari Baat Agay Chalayen, 

Miss: Ye Kya Bakwaas Hai! 

Bacha: 

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Tution Parhne K Liye..

1 Girl Ask 2 Pappu 

Wo Kia Hai Jo Cow K Paas 4 Or Mere Paas 2 Hain? 

Pappu: Legs.. 

Girl: Wo Kia Hai Jo Tumhari Pant Mai Hai Or Meri Pant Me Nahi Hai? 

Pappu: Paisay.. 

Girl: Wo Kia Hai Jo Log Din Me Karne K Bjaye Raat Ko Bistar Pai Kartai Hain? 

Pappu: Neend Puri Kartai Hain.. 

Girl: Wo Kia Hai Jo Larki Pehli Daffa Karwate Huye Pain Ki Wajah Se Roti Hai? 

Pappu: Kan Mai Chaid.. 

MORAL: Aap Bhi Apni Zehniat Pappu Ki Tarha Saaf Rakhain.

1-Ladki Kadkay K Paas Gai,Ladkay Ne Uolta Kia,Peechhay Se Khola,Aur....... Under Dala. Ladki Bohut Khush Thhi,Wo Pehli Baar Dalva Rahi Thhi.'Mobile Mai SIM CARD'

15 Augast Ko Guzri Hui 1 Sachi Ghatna. 

7 Saal Ki Bachi Ko Us Ke Baap Or Bhai Ne Lekar Bhut Buri Tarha Se Usko Zabardasti.. 

A Dad Went To School To Get Son?S Report Card. 

Busy Madam: Abhi Nahi. 

Dad: Mera Boht Mood Tha Abhi Sab Dekh Leta. 

Madam: Main Sab Dikha Dongi Per Abhi Nahi. 

Dad: Tou Phir Kab Aon Mein? 

Madam: Mere Periods KA Daughter Sends A Telegram To Her Father On Her 

Clearing B.Ed Exams,Which The Father Receives As:?Father, 

Your Daughter Has Been Successful In BED.? hatam Hone Ke Baad. 

A Girl go to repair Her Umbrella,She Went To Repair Shop, 

Man:upar Ka Kapra Utarna Parayga Aur Neechay Danda Dalna Parayga, 

Girl:jo Marzi Karo,Bus Pani Ander Na Jaye..

Beautiful Quote..There Iz Nothing Greater Dan Parents In Dis World. 

So Go Get Married Fast And Bcome Parents. 

Think Different 

Do Different:-D..

Don't Take Things In Wrong Sense When. 

Dr Says: 

TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES! 

Dentist Says: 

Keep It OPEN N WIDE! 

Interior Decorator Says: ONCE ITS IN U'LL LOVE IT! 

Banker Says: 

IF U TAKE IT OUT T?? SOON U'll LOSE INTEREST! 

Telephone Guy Says: WOULD U LIKE IT ON THE TABLE OR AGAINST THE WALL?

Ek Larki Duusri Se Kehti Hy . . . : 

Yaar Pehle Tou Dheere Bara Maza Aa Rha Tha Par. . . . . . 

Doosri: Par Kia. . ? 

Par Jab Baad Me Zor Zor Se Jhatke Lagne Lage, Meri Tou Kamar Hi Toot Gayi. . . . 

Kasam Khati Hoon, 

Aaenda DTC Ki Buso'n Me Kabhi Safar Nhi Karungi . . . 

HEIGHT OF D0UBLE MEANING: DAD went to school to get son's report card.

DAD: Mam kab dengi aap?

MAM: Periods khatam hone ke baad.. :-)

Hum Aaye 

Humne Khola 

Humne Nikala 

Humne Dala 

Hamara Kaam Ho Gaya 

OR Aap Nikaal Kar Kharay Hi Rahe 

Kyun K Aapko Daalna Nahi Ata Tha 

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