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1 Class Ka Bacha Apni Miss Se Kehta Hai.

Mai Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hoon?

Miss: So Sweet!

Bacha: To Phir Mai Apne Ammi Abbu Ko Aap K Ghar Kab Bhejun.

Miss: Wo Kyon?

Bacha: Ta'kay Wo Hamari Baat Agay Chalayen,

Miss: Ye Kya Bakwaas Hai!

Bacha:

Tution Parhne K Liye..

1 Girl Ask 2 Pappu

Wo Kia Hai Jo Cow K Paas 4 Or Mere Paas 2 Hain?

Pappu: Legs..

Girl: Wo Kia Hai Jo Tumhari Pant Mai Hai Or Meri Pant Me Nahi Hai?

Pappu: Paisay..

Girl: Wo Kia Hai Jo Log Din Me Karne K Bjaye Raat Ko Bistar Pai Kartai Hain?

Pappu: Neend Puri Kartai Hain..

Girl: Wo Kia Hai Jo Larki Pehli Daffa Karwate Huye Pain Ki Wajah Se Roti Hai?

Pappu: Kan Mai Chaid..

MORAL: Aap Bhi Apni Zehniat Pappu Ki Tarha Saaf Rakhain.

1-Ladki Kadkay K Paas Gai,Ladkay Ne Uolta Kia,Peechhay Se Khola,Aur....... Under Dala. Ladki Bohut Khush Thhi,Wo Pehli Baar Dalva Rahi Thhi.'Mobile Mai SIM CARD'

15 Augast Ko Guzri Hui 1 Sachi Ghatna.

7 Saal Ki Bachi Ko Us Ke Baap Or Bhai Ne Lekar Bhut Buri Tarha Se Usko Zabardasti..

A Dad Went To School To Get Son?S Report Card.

Busy Madam: Abhi Nahi.

Dad: Mera Boht Mood Tha Abhi Sab Dekh Leta.

Madam: Main Sab Dikha Dongi Per Abhi Nahi.

Dad: Tou Phir Kab Aon Mein?

Madam: Mere Periods KA Daughter Sends A Telegram To Her Father On Her

Clearing B.Ed Exams,Which The Father Receives As:?Father,

Your Daughter Has Been Successful In BED.? hatam Hone Ke Baad.

A Girl go to repair Her Umbrella,She Went To Repair Shop,

Man:upar Ka Kapra Utarna Parayga Aur Neechay Danda Dalna Parayga,

Girl:jo Marzi Karo,Bus Pani Ander Na Jaye..

Beautiful Quote..There Iz Nothing Greater Dan Parents In Dis World.

So Go Get Married Fast And Bcome Parents.

Think Different

Do Different:-D..

Don't Take Things In Wrong Sense When.

Dr Says:

TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES!

Dentist Says:

Keep It OPEN N WIDE!

Interior Decorator Says: ONCE ITS IN U'LL LOVE IT!

Banker Says:

IF U TAKE IT OUT T?? SOON U'll LOSE INTEREST!

Telephone Guy Says: WOULD U LIKE IT ON THE TABLE OR AGAINST THE WALL?

Ek Larki Duusri Se Kehti Hy . . . :

Yaar Pehle Tou Dheere Bara Maza Aa Rha Tha Par. . . . . .

Doosri: Par Kia. . ?

Par Jab Baad Me Zor Zor Se Jhatke Lagne Lage, Meri Tou Kamar Hi Toot Gayi. . . .

Kasam Khati Hoon,

Aaenda DTC Ki Buso'n Me Kabhi Safar Nhi Karungi . . .

HEIGHT OF D0UBLE MEANING: DAD went to school to get son's report card.

DAD: Mam kab dengi aap?

MAM: Periods khatam hone ke baad.. :-)

Hum Aaye

Humne Khola

Humne Nikala

Humne Dala

Hamara Kaam Ho Gaya

OR Aap Nikaal Kar Kharay Hi Rahe

Kyun K Aapko Daalna Nahi Ata Tha

A.T.M CARD.