Sunday 29 June 2014

Hindi Funny Jokes Jokes In Punjabi Funny for Facebook Images and Hindi Latest Very Funny In Urdu

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Arz Kiya Hai….

Jo Maraey Wo Fresh,
Jo Sunghey Wo Crash,
Kabi Awaz Kabi Beawaz Hota Hai,
Magar Badbuu Apni Har Aur Failata Hai,
Kabi Poooon,
Kabi Paaaan,
Kabi Padar Padar Niklta Hai,
Kitna Surela Hota Hai Kabhi To Lambi Seti Bhi Bajata Hai,
Kabi Akele Mein Kabi Mehfil Men Nikal Jata Hai,
Akele Mein Toh Sahi Hai Magar Mehfil Mein Tanha Kar Jata Hai,
Kabi Toh Aisa Sadata Hai Ke Naak Ke Baal Jala Jata Hai,
Aur Kabi Dosto Ke Tarha Hawa Main He Ghul Mil Jata Hai…. My paad “FART”
Shaadi Karni Hoo Toh
Apni Girlfriend Sey Karo

Doosro Ki Girlfriend Se To
Gharwale Bhi Karwa Dete Hain..
Girlfriend Ke Sar Mein Tez Dard Tha…Ye Dekh Boyfriend Ne Uske Sar Pe Kiss Kiya Aur Bola
“Darling Abhi Sahi Ho Jaayega”!

Pass Mein Ek Tau Baitha Sun Raha Tha Wo Bola
“Beta Bawasir Ka Ilaaz Bhi Karte Ho Kya”?
Beta Apne Papa Se: Papa Mujhe Shaadi Nahi Karni, Mujhe Sab Aurato Se Darr Lagta Hai!
Papa: Kar Le Beta, Phir Ek Hee Aurat Se Darr Lagega,
Aur Baaki Sab Acchi Lagegi!
Do Pandito Mein Ladai Ho Rahi Thi, Unhe Ladtey Bahut Der Ho Gayi…
Tisra Pandit: Kya Hua, Kyu Ladai Kar Rahey Ho?
Ek Pandit Bola “Jab Mein Lahsun, Pyaj Nahi Khana To Iss Saale Ne Chicken Mein Dala Kyun…
Ye Kaisa Ishq Hai
Ki Majnu Ne Apni Laila Ka Naam Blade Se Apne Haath Par Likha
Aur Jor Jor Se Rone Laga
Kisi Ne Pucha Kyun Ro Rahey Ho Bhai
Majnu Bola Yaar Spelling Galat Ho Gayi…
Murkhta Ke Iss Pawan Parv Aur Pavitra Tyonhar Par Murkho Ke Sartaj Ko Tahey Dil Se Hardik Badhai Aur Shubhkamnayein !
April Fool Mubarak…
Murkhta Ke Iss Pawan Parv Aur Pavitra Tyonhar Par Murkho Ke Sartaj Ko Tahey Dil Se Hardik Badhai Aur Shubhkamnayein !
April Fool Mubarak…
Raat Ko Kitab Meri Mujhe Dekhti Rahi
Neend Mujhe Apni Aur Khichti Rahi
Neend Ka Jhonka Mera Man Moh Gaya
Aur Ek Raat Phir Ye Genius Bina Padhey So Gaya…
Good Night !
Aaj Ke Iss Pawan Diwas Valentines Day Par
Sabhi Shraddhalu Navyuvko Se Nivedan Hai Ki
Laal Gulaab Ke Phool Aur Chocolates Ka Daan Sundar Ladkiyo Ko Karein, Kripa Aayegi !
Bolo Aaj Ke Aanand Ki Jai
Happy Valentines Day !
Kapil: Terey Baaap Ke Jaley Par Namak Chhidakney Ke Aadat Gayi Nahi Na
Wife: Ab Kya Ho Gaya?
Kapil: Aaj Phir Se Puchh Raha Tha… Meri beti se shaadi karke khush to ho na ?
Padhai Sirf Do Karan Se Ki Jaati Hai…
Ek Shauk Se
Aur
Doosrey Khauf Se
Faltu Ka Shouk Ham Rakhte Nahin
Aur Khauf To Hamein Kisi Ke Baap Ka Bhi Nahin
Arj Kara Hai
Ki Mujhse Breakup Karke Tu Ban Gayii Ulllu
Ki Mujhse Breakup Karke Tu Ban Gayii Ulllu
Maine To Pata Li Doosri
Tujhe Mila Baba Ji Ka Thullu
Kisi Ko Pyar Ho Jaaye Yaa Phir Macchar Kaatey Anzam Ek Hee Hota Hai…
Socho Kya ?
Raat Ki Neend Udd Jaati Hai
Thoko Taali
Dengue Aur Malaria Ka Raambaan Ilaaz
Raat Ko Soney Se Pehle Ek Macchar Maar Girayien
Jisse Baaki Ke Macchar Uske Janaze Par Chale Jaayein
Aur Aaap Chain Ki Neend So Jaayein….
Good Night Friends !
Arz Kiya Hai…
Ye Bima Company Wale Bhi Kya Gazab Karte Hai..
Logo Ki Biwiyon Ke Paas Ghanto Baith Kar,
Pati Ke Marne Ke Faayde Batate Hain…
Suraj Wo Jo Dinn Bhar Aasmaan Ka Saath Dey
Chand Wo Jo Raat Bhar Taaron Ka Sath Dey
Pyaar Wo Jo Zindagi Bhar Ka Saath Dey
Aur Mere Bhai Biwi Wo Jo Har Baat Ka Sirf Ulta Jawab De
Padhai Karo Fail Hone Se Mat Daro
Ladkiyan Chedo Badnami Se Mat Daro
Har Ladki Ko Propose Karo Inkaar Se Mat Daro

Kyunki

Geeta Mein Likha Hai Karm Karo Fal Ki Iccha Mat Karo
Aapne Kabhi Socha Hai Biwi Aur Kashmir Mein Kya Samanta Hai ?
Jawab Seedha Hai Dono Hai To Samasya Par Agar Padosi Dekhe To Bura Lagta Hai….

Hindi Funny Jokes Jokes In Punjabi Funny for Facebook Images and Hindi Latest Very Funny In Urdu
Hindi Funny Jokes Jokes In Punjabi Funny for Facebook Images and Hindi Latest Very Funny In Urdu
Hindi Funny Jokes Jokes In Punjabi Funny for Facebook Images and Hindi Latest Very Funny In Urdu
Hindi Funny Jokes Jokes In Punjabi Funny for Facebook Images and Hindi Latest Very Funny In Urdu
Hindi Funny Jokes Jokes In Punjabi Funny for Facebook Images and Hindi Latest Very Funny In Urdu
Hindi Funny Jokes Jokes In Punjabi Funny for Facebook Images and Hindi Latest Very Funny In Urdu
Hindi Funny Jokes Jokes In Punjabi Funny for Facebook Images and Hindi Latest Very Funny In Urdu
Hindi Funny Jokes Jokes In Punjabi Funny for Facebook Images and Hindi Latest Very Funny In Urdu
Hindi Funny Jokes Jokes In Punjabi Funny for Facebook Images and Hindi Latest Very Funny In Urdu
Hindi Funny Jokes Jokes In Punjabi Funny for Facebook Images and Hindi Latest Very Funny In Urdu
Hindi Funny Jokes Jokes In Punjabi Funny for Facebook Images and Hindi Latest Very Funny In Urdu        

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