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Punjabi Jokes Defination

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Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi, jab Dulhn phero ke waqt uske pas akar baithi to vo bola thoda pas ho k baith, ek sawari or baith sakti hai.

Bahut Kuch Ditta Eh Rabba Tu Mainu, Bass Ik Meharbani Hor Karde

Ja Tah Milaade Mainu Yaar Mere Naal, Nhi Tah Botal Whisky Di Mere Moohre Dharde

Customer: Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi hai.

Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de raha hai?

Customer: Telephone wale bolte hai ke, “Bill nahi bharoge toh kaat denge.”

Ik Din Santa Mandir Gya, Lok Bhajan Ga Rhe C:

“Darshan De Gariban Nu, Darshan De Gariban Nu”…

Sante Di Nuh Da Na “Darshan Rani” Si, Santa Nu Gussa Aa Gya,

Te Oh Bhi Bhajan Gaaun Lagga, “Darshan Mere Munde Di Bahu,

Oh Ta Mere Munde Di Rhu , Baki Gal Nasiban Di, Evein Kiven Gariban Di”

Ek Bache Di Nani Us Nu Sula Rahi C, Te Keh Rahi C Soja Degree Soja!

Tan Pdosan Ne Puchea Esnu Degree Kio Bula Rahi Hai

Tan Usne Keha,

Meri Kudi Chandigarh Degree Lain Gai C Aah Lai K Aa Gai…

Santa & Banta Saffar Te Ja Rhe See, Raste Wichoh Raat Ho Gye

Te Oh Tent Lga Ke So Gye,

Raat Nu Banta Di Akh Khuli

Ohne Santa Nu Jaga Ke Kiha Asman Wal Dekh Ke Dass Tainu Ki Nazar Aa

Riha Hai Santa Boliya Bhut Sare Sittare

Banta Is To Ki Patta Lagda Hai

Santa: Assman Bhut Hi Khubsurat Hai Te Roshni B Hai

Banta: Oye Kanjra, Koi Sada Tent Putt Ke Lai Gya Hai

Pappu Paperan Ch Fail Ho Gaya, Es Gall Te Baapu Ne Keha, Apne Padosh Aali Kudi Nu Dekh, Class Ch First Aayi Hai.

Oh Baapu Ohnu Hi Taan Dekhta Si, Taan Hi Taan Fail Ho Gaya…

Ik Darzi Lokan De Kappde Lai Ke Faraar Ho Geya

Koi Kehenda Meri Pant,

Koi Kehenda Meri Shirt,

Sante Ne Ronde Hoye Keha Ke Oh Mera Napa Lai Geya…

These nouns refer to something that is said or done in order to evoke laughter or amusement. Joke especially denotes an amusing story with a punch line at the end: told jokes at the party.

Jest suggests frolicsome humor: amusing jests that defused the tense situation.

A witticism is a witty, usually cleverly phrased remark: a speech full of witticisms.

A quip is a clever, pointed, often sarcastic remark: responded to the tough questions with quips.

Sally denotes a sudden quick witticism: ended the debate with a brilliant sally.

Crack and wisecrack refer less formally to flippant or sarcastic retorts: made a crack about my driving ability; punished for making wisecracks in class.

Gag is principally applicable to a broadly comic remark or to comic by-play in a theatrical routine: one of the most memorable gags in the history of vaudeville.

1. a humorous anecdote

2. something that is said or done for fun; prank

3. a ridiculous or humorous circumstance

4. a person or thing inspiring ridicule or amusement; butt

5. a matter to be joked about or ignored

6. joking apart seriously: said to recall a discussion to seriousness after there has been joking

7. no joke something very serious

8. (intr) to tell jokes

9. (intr) to speak or act facetiously or in fun

10. to make fun of (someone); tease; kid

[C17: from Latin jocus a jest]

joke - a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughterjoke - a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter; "he told a very funny joke"; "he knows a million gags"; "thanks for the laugh"; "he laughed unpleasantly at his own jest"; "even a schoolboy's jape is supposed to have some ascertainable point"

gag, jape, jest, laugh

humor, wit, witticism, wittiness, humour - a message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter

gag line, punch line, tag line, laugh line - the point of a joke or humorous story

howler, sidesplitter, thigh-slapper, wow, belly laugh, riot, scream - a joke that seems extremely funny

blue joke, blue story, dirty joke, dirty story - an indelicate joke

ethnic joke - a joke at the expense of some ethnic group

funny, funny remark, funny story, good story - an account of an amusing incident (usually with a punch line); "she told a funny story"; "she made a funny"

in-joke - a joke that is appreciated only by members of some particular group of people

one-liner - a one-line joke

shaggy dog story - a long rambling joke whose humor derives from its pointlessness

sick joke - a joke in bad taste

sight gag, visual joke - a joke whose effect is achieved by visual means rather than by speech (as in a movie)

2. joke - activity characterized by good humor

jest, jocularity

diversion, recreation - an activity that diverts or amuses or stimulates; "scuba diving is provided as a diversion for tourists"; "for recreation he wrote poetry and solved crossword puzzles"; "drug abuse is often regarded as a form of recreation"

drollery, waggery - a quaint and amusing jest

leg-pull, leg-pulling - as a joke: trying to make somebody believe something that is not true

pleasantry - an agreeable or amusing remark; "they exchange pleasantries"

3. joke - a ludicrous or grotesque act done for fun and amusementjoke - a ludicrous or grotesque act done for fun and amusement

antic, prank, put-on, trick, caper

dirty trick - an unkind or aggressive trick

practical joke - a prank or trick played on a person (especially one intended to make the victim appear foolish)

4. joke - a triviality not to be taken seriously; "I regarded his campaign for mayor as a joke"

puniness, slightness, triviality, pettiness - the quality of being unimportant and petty or frivolous

Verb 1. joke - tell a joke; speak humorously; "He often jokes even when he appears serious"

jest

communicate, intercommunicate - transmit thoughts or feelings; "He communicated his anxieties to the psychiatrist"

quip, gag - make jokes or quips; "The students were gagging during dinner"

fool around, horse around, arse around, fool - indulge in horseplay; "Enough horsing around--let's get back to work!"; "The bored children were fooling about"

pun - make a play on words; "Japanese like to pun--their language is well suited to punning"

2. joke - act in a funny or teasing way