Santa Bnta Jokes

Santa Bnta Jokes Defination

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Santa apni biwi k office gaya

to usne dekha k uski biwi

boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.

Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna

jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho

Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!

Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.

Santa: Kyaa..

Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"

A Chini was in hospital.

SANTA went to meet him.

Chini said 'CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA' And died.

SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,

that was:-

KUTTE OXYGEN KE PIPE SE PAIR UTHA.

Sardar Apne Ghar Ka

Darwaza Kandhe Pe Utha

Kr Ja Raha Tha ..

Kisi Ne Poocha

Sardar g Kithy Ja Rhy Ho ???

Sardar g Ne Kaha:

Tala Khulwane ...

Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha.

Banta- Kya Dekh Rahe He??

Santa- Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He!!

Santa aur us Banta tange mai beth kr ja rhe the

k achanak ghodi ne gobar kr dia.

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Yeh dekh kr santa banta se kehne laga

dekho dunia kitni tezi se tarki kr rhi hai

yaha bi kima nikalne ki mashin laga di.

Banta Singh: "Yaar Santa,

Last Year The Name-Plate Outside ur House Read Santa Singh B.A.

This Year It Read Santa Singh M.A.,

Wen Did u Finish urs Masters Degree?

Santa Singh: "You Don''t Understand.

Last Year My Wife Died,

I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again.

Den I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married Again

Santa In a Plane

Feels Vomiting & ask 4 a

Vomit Bag, Air Hostess

Gives Him The Bag After

Few Minutes When She

Comes Back Evry1 Was

Vomiting Except Sardar g

She Was Surprisd & Askd

"Santa g In Sab ko Kia Hua?"

Santa: "Me Ulti Kiti Ena Lokan

Nu Buri Lagi Te Me Wapis Pee Gya ... "

Sardar: What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.

Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol..

Sardar: U cheated me.

Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.

Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?

Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....

Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.

Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?

FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.

SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa..

Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying

Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver

SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.

Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,

Dost: Garam pani Q?

Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain.

Sardar k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha:

Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Sardar ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai?

Sardarni: Sardarji, sirf yehi apka bacha hai.

A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?

Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...!

A MAN TO SANTA-- UR FRND IS KISSING UR WIFE IN UR HOME,

HE RUSHES TO HIS HOME

AND COME WITH IN HALF AN HOUR N

SLAPPED TAT MAN N SAID--

HE WAS NOT MY FRND..

Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi

To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya

Aur Niche Likha

"COMING SOON

Santa-Oye!what R U doing?

Banta-Recording this babys voice.

Santa-Why?

Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this..

Santa Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala

Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi

Kyun...

Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The..

Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank.

Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,

Happily they drank & went away.

Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya.

A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..

"My father grows beans," said one student.

"My father cooks beans," said another.

Then a Little Santa spoke up: "We are all human beans."

Sardarji: Me E-Mail bnana hu. Sardar, Sardarg, Sardar123, Sardarabc Koi bhi nhe mil rha.

Sardarji Friend : Tum "Akalmand_Sardar" try kro 100% mil jye ga.

Santa was riding on a horse,

He jumped the red light & a cop whistles'

Santa lifts the tail of horse & says,

"Le Karle Number Note"..

Teacher- jo mere sawal ka sahi jawab dega wo ghar ja sakta hai.

Ussi waqt santa ne apna bag bahar fek diya.

Teacher- wo bag kisne feka?

Santa- maine..ab main ghar jau???

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