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Great Jokes Jokes In Punjabi Funny for Facebook Images and Hindi Latest Very Funny In Urdu

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Arz Kiya Hai….

Jo Maraey Wo Fresh,

Jo Sunghey Wo Crash,

Kabi Awaz Kabi Beawaz Hota Hai,

Magar Badbuu Apni Har Aur Failata Hai,

Kabi Poooon,

Kabi Paaaan,

Kabi Padar Padar Niklta Hai,

Kitna Surela Hota Hai Kabhi To Lambi Seti Bhi Bajata Hai,

Kabi Akele Mein Kabi Mehfil Men Nikal Jata Hai,

Akele Mein Toh Sahi Hai Magar Mehfil Mein Tanha Kar Jata Hai,

Kabi Toh Aisa Sadata Hai Ke Naak Ke Baal Jala Jata Hai,

Aur Kabi Dosto Ke Tarha Hawa Main He Ghul Mil Jata Hai…. My paad “FART”

Shaadi Karni Hoo Toh

Apni Girlfriend Sey Karo

Doosro Ki Girlfriend Se To

Gharwale Bhi Karwa Dete Hain..

Girlfriend Ke Sar Mein Tez Dard Tha…Ye Dekh Boyfriend Ne Uske Sar Pe Kiss Kiya Aur Bola

“Darling Abhi Sahi Ho Jaayega”!

Pass Mein Ek Tau Baitha Sun Raha Tha Wo Bola

“Beta Bawasir Ka Ilaaz Bhi Karte Ho Kya”?

Beta Apne Papa Se: Papa Mujhe Shaadi Nahi Karni, Mujhe Sab Aurato Se Darr Lagta Hai!

Papa: Kar Le Beta, Phir Ek Hee Aurat Se Darr Lagega,

Aur Baaki Sab Acchi Lagegi!

Do Pandito Mein Ladai Ho Rahi Thi, Unhe Ladtey Bahut Der Ho Gayi…

Tisra Pandit: Kya Hua, Kyu Ladai Kar Rahey Ho?

Ek Pandit Bola “Jab Mein Lahsun, Pyaj Nahi Khana To Iss Saale Ne Chicken Mein Dala Kyun…

Ye Kaisa Ishq Hai

Ki Majnu Ne Apni Laila Ka Naam Blade Se Apne Haath Par Likha

Aur Jor Jor Se Rone Laga

Kisi Ne Pucha Kyun Ro Rahey Ho Bhai

Majnu Bola Yaar Spelling Galat Ho Gayi…

Murkhta Ke Iss Pawan Parv Aur Pavitra Tyonhar Par Murkho Ke Sartaj Ko Tahey Dil Se Hardik Badhai Aur Shubhkamnayein !

April Fool Mubarak…

Murkhta Ke Iss Pawan Parv Aur Pavitra Tyonhar Par Murkho Ke Sartaj Ko Tahey Dil Se Hardik Badhai Aur Shubhkamnayein !

April Fool Mubarak…

Raat Ko Kitab Meri Mujhe Dekhti Rahi

Neend Mujhe Apni Aur Khichti Rahi

Neend Ka Jhonka Mera Man Moh Gaya

Aur Ek Raat Phir Ye Genius Bina Padhey So Gaya…

Good Night !

Aaj Ke Iss Pawan Diwas Valentines Day Par

Sabhi Shraddhalu Navyuvko Se Nivedan Hai Ki

Laal Gulaab Ke Phool Aur Chocolates Ka Daan Sundar Ladkiyo Ko Karein, Kripa Aayegi !

Bolo Aaj Ke Aanand Ki Jai

Happy Valentines Day !

Kapil: Terey Baaap Ke Jaley Par Namak Chhidakney Ke Aadat Gayi Nahi Na

Wife: Ab Kya Ho Gaya?

Kapil: Aaj Phir Se Puchh Raha Tha… Meri beti se shaadi karke khush to ho na ?

Padhai Sirf Do Karan Se Ki Jaati Hai…

Ek Shauk Se

Aur

Doosrey Khauf Se

Faltu Ka Shouk Ham Rakhte Nahin

Aur Khauf To Hamein Kisi Ke Baap Ka Bhi Nahin

Arj Kara Hai

Ki Mujhse Breakup Karke Tu Ban Gayii Ulllu

Maine To Pata Li Doosri

Tujhe Mila Baba Ji Ka Thullu

Kisi Ko Pyar Ho Jaaye Yaa Phir Macchar Kaatey Anzam Ek Hee Hota Hai…

Socho Kya ?

Raat Ki Neend Udd Jaati Hai

Thoko Taali

Dengue Aur Malaria Ka Raambaan Ilaaz

Raat Ko Soney Se Pehle Ek Macchar Maar Girayien

Jisse Baaki Ke Macchar Uske Janaze Par Chale Jaayein

Aur Aaap Chain Ki Neend So Jaayein….

Good Night Friends !

Arz Kiya Hai…

Ye Bima Company Wale Bhi Kya Gazab Karte Hai..

Logo Ki Biwiyon Ke Paas Ghanto Baith Kar,

Pati Ke Marne Ke Faayde Batate Hain…

Suraj Wo Jo Dinn Bhar Aasmaan Ka Saath Dey

Chand Wo Jo Raat Bhar Taaron Ka Sath Dey

Pyaar Wo Jo Zindagi Bhar Ka Saath Dey

Aur Mere Bhai Biwi Wo Jo Har Baat Ka Sirf Ulta Jawab De

Padhai Karo Fail Hone Se Mat Daro

Ladkiyan Chedo Badnami Se Mat Daro

Har Ladki Ko Propose Karo Inkaar Se Mat Daro

Kyunki

Geeta Mein Likha Hai Karm Karo Fal Ki Iccha Mat Karo

Aapne Kabhi Socha Hai Biwi Aur Kashmir Mein Kya Samanta Hai ?

Jawab Seedha Hai Dono Hai To Samasya Par Agar Padosi Dekhe To Bura Lagta Hai….