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Dil Diya hai, Pyar kiya he.
Dil Diya hai, Pyar kiya he.,
ACP Kehta he"Ho na ho daya Khoon Watchman ne hi kiya he
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Man - Shirt ke liye koi badiya kapda dikhao.
Shopkeeper - Plain main dikha doo.
Man - Abbe hawai jahaj mai jane ki kya jaruurat hai?
Ladka:hum 25 bhai bahan hai
Ladki:kya aap ke ghar family planning wale nahi aate?
Ladka:aaye the par school samajh ke vapas chale gaye
1 Baar 1 chor ne apni mangetar ko sone ka set dia
Mangetar ne khush ho k pucha is set ki keemat kya h?
Chor ne jawaab dia....:
Teen Saal Qaid
kitne hasin ho ap khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo,
kajal ka tika lagana hi kafi nhi gale me nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo......
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Dua kiya karo sham
Savere mere liye
wah..wah
Dua kiya karo sham
Savere mere liye
MUNI badnam Hui Darling tere liye
Ahat se apke ye sham khubsurat ho gai
Muskuraht se apke roshan fiza ho gai
jab se dekha hai nigaho ne apko
in nigaho ko Motiya bind ki shikayat ho gai
ek sardar sukhe talab me boat chala raha the,
dussra sardar...sale aise hi sardaro ne hamara naam badnam kiya hai. agar tairna ata to sale ko wahi ja k marta..
Wife: wo samne sharabi dekh rahe ho ?
5 saal pehle maine use shadi k liye inkar kia tha or wo aj tak p raha hai.
Pati: baap re itni lambi celebration
Govt. Jiske 5 bache hai usey ghar degi.
Sardar k 3 the,usne wife se kaha padosan k 2 b mere hai unko lata hu.
lane ke bad
sardar wife se - apne 3 kaha gaye?
WIFE- Jinke the wo le gye
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Girl 2 Ramdev:Baba agar main kisi ladke ko kiss karu??
Ramdev:Narak mai jaogi.
Girl:Agar aapko kiss karu to??
Ramdev:Chalaak ladki..!Swarg jana chahti hai
Teacher:Tum kis Khandan Se Ho ?
Ladka:Janwaro ke.
Teacher:kyou?
Ladka:Papa Mujhe ullu ka Patha,
Mammi Mujhe Gadha,
Dada ji Sher ka Beta or
Dadi Bandar Kehti hai.
Mandir Me Juta Utarte waqt.
Aur Misscall Marte Waqt .
Ek Darr Rahta Hai Ki.
Koi Utha Na Le .
god saw u r parents hungry
he created pizza
he saw them thirsty
created milk
he saw them walking
created car
he saw them without any problems
he created u
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ke paatal mai instal ho jayega
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