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After a frustrating day you often want to get a smile or a laugh on your face. But after that frustrating day you just do not find any thing funny, my blog is the best place for all types of personalities if you are looking forward to a challenging question I have riddles too!

Q: What is black and white and red all over?
A: A zebra with a rash

Q: What do garbage men eat?
A: Junk Food!

Q: Why is the math book always unhappy?
A: Because it is full of unsolved problems!

Q: Which word is always spelled incorrectly?
A: INCORRECTLY

Q: Which is the fruitiest subject?
A: HISTORY! [Because it is full of dates]

Q: What did the pen say to the pencil?
A: so what is your point?

Q: What is the longest word in the dictionary?
A: SMILES [Because it has a mile between the two s]
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Aik pathan apni biwi ko I love You kehta hay aur gir jata hay, doosri baar bhi yehi hota hay teesri baar bhi yehi hota hay. Biwi tang akar poochti hay ap baar baar gir q jaatay hain? Pathan kehta hay I am Falling in Love:)
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Teacher bachon se: persent tense past tense aur future tense ki example do jaisay
mein khoobsoorat thi, mein khoobsoorat hon aur mein khoobsoorat rahongi.

Bacha: Ap ko weham tha, ap ko weham hay aur ap ko weham rahega:0
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Doctor to patient's friend: Agr isay aik ghanta pehlay lay atay toh hum is ki jaan bacha laitay.

Patient's Friend: Oye baat suno, aadhay ghantay pehlay to accident hua hay, hum aik ghanta pehlay kaisay laatay isay:)
Boy: Have you seen my pills? They 're labelled LSD.
Grandmother: Never mind about your pills! Have you seen the dragon in the kitchen?`
Did you hear about the two Mexican firefighters- Jose and Hose B?
Golfer 1: My doctor tells me I can't play golf.
Golfer 2: So he's played with you, too!
Man 1: Shall we have a friendly game of cards?
Man 2: No, let's play bridge!
Show me where Stalin is buried and I'll show you a Communist plot!
How can you tell a Sumo wrestler from a feminist?
A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs!
How does a funeral director sign his correspondence? Yours eventually...
Did your hear about the cemetery that raised its burial cost? It blamed the cost of living!
Master, is it proper for a monk to use email?
Sure as long as there are no 'attachments'!
Calcium is not as good for your bones as Vitamin K. Avocados, peaches and bananas are much better for your bones than milk.
Papa- Beti Pehle Tm Muje Papa Khti Thi, Ab Tm Muje Dad Kyu Khti Ho? Beti- Come On Dad, Papa Khne Se Lipstick Khrab Ho Jati H, Samja Karo Na
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echnology Has Its Own Limitations. Google May B The Most Pwerful Search Engine. But Mandir Se Ghum Hui Chapple, Google Ka Baap B Nhi Dhund Sakta.
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