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Santabanta Jokes Defination

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Santa ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya..

Banta: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge.

Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai.

Banta: kya kiya?

Santa: Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai..............Jokes in Hindi Santa Banta

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Santa apni biwi k office gaya

to usne dekha k uski biwi

boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.

Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna

jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho

Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!

Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.

Santa: Kyaa..

Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"

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A Sardar said that he saw a movie 100 times. Reason:- There was a scene in the movie wherein a lady on the banks of a river is about to disrobe. Then suddenly a train passes by and the view is obscured. The Sardar saw the movie 100 times expecting the train to come late some day. [Kindly sent in by Vishwanath Sharma]

Something Missing?

Having lost his donkey Sardarji Uddam got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby sees him and asks, So, your donkey is missing, what are you thanking God for?'

Uddam replies, 'I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I, too, would have been missing.'

A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans".

My father grows beans, said Anil.

My father cooks beans, said Ranjit.

Then a little Sardarji, Narinder, spoke up, 'We are all human beans.'

Near Death Experience

Santa Singh was in the hospital, near death, so the family sent for his friend Banta.

As Banta Singh stood beside the bed, Santa Singh's frail condition grew worse, and he motioned frantically for something to write on.

Banta Singh lovingly handed him a pen and piece of paper, and Santa used his last ounce of strength to scribble a note. Then he died.

Banta Singh thought it best not to look at the note just then, so he slipped it into his jacket pocket. Several days later, at the funeral, Banta Singh was visiting Santa's family. He realized that he was wearing the same jacket that he'd worn the day Santa died.

'You know,' he said, 'Santa handed me a note just before he died. I haven't read it, but knowing Santa, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all.'

He unfolded the note and read aloud, 'Hey, you're standing on my oxygen tube.'

A Chini was in hospital.

SANTA went to meet him.

Chini said 'CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA' And died.

SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,

that was:-

KUTTE OXYGEN KE PIPE SE PAIR UTHA.

Sardar Apne Ghar Ka

Darwaza Kandhe Pe Utha

Kr Ja Raha Tha ..

Kisi Ne Poocha

Sardar g Kithy Ja Rhy Ho ???

Sardar g Ne Kaha:

Tala Khulwane ...

Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha.

Banta- Kya Dekh Rahe He??

Santa- Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He!!

Sardar, is a Persian word which tends to be used for military or political leaders because the roots of the word mean commander, perhaps comparable to the English word, chieftain. In Pakistan, for example, the leaders of certain tribes have the title Sardar. [Balochi, Kashmiri, Pashtun, Punjabi, Seraiki, Sindhi].

However, in India the word often refers to a male follower of the Sikh faith; sometimes the word - Ji, is added and this denotes respect. Sometimes, in India, the Punjabi and Hindi: Sardar, is used derogatorily and he is considered as an "idiot" and the butt of many jokes perhaps rather in the same way as "blondes".

As can be seen elsewhere on our site Will and Guy deplore any form of racism, but we do understand the place of stereotypes in society. On this occasion we feel the same about Sardar humour. We see it rather like the attitude of say the Americans towards the Canadians; the English towards the Irish or the Scots. The Welsh towards the English. Elsewhere we find that "Poms" [British people] are the butt of Australian jokes. Belgians fall foul of the French; while The German deprecate the Dutch in their humour.

Will and Guy's Ten Best Sardar Jokes

Postman: I have had to walk 5 miles to deliver this packet.

Aneel: Why did walk so far? You could have posted it.

Sardar bought a new mobile. He called everyone in his Phone Book and told them: "My mobile number has changed, earlier it was Nokia 3310, now it is 6710"

Jasbir visits an art gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror.

Santa: I am a most proud Sardar, My son is in medical college.

Banta: Really, what is he studying?

Gatnam went to the sale at electrical shop and he found a bargain. 'I would like to buy this small TV,' he told the salesman.

'Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars,' he replied.

So Gatnam hurried home, removed his turban, and changed his hair style and returned to repeat to the salesman, 'I would like to buy this TV.'

'Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars,' the salesman replied for a second time.

'Damn! Gatnam exploded, 'he recognized me.'

He went for a complete disguise this time, haircut, new hair colour, different clothes, big sunglasses and he waited a few days until he saw the salesman again.

'I would like to buy this TV.'

'Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars,' the salesman replied.

Angry now and frustrated, Gatnam shouted, 'How do you know I'm a Sardar?'

'Because that's a microwave,' he replied.

Sardar Exam Student

Mr. Kapoor comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news... I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a

baby!

The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody."

The next day, Mrs. Kapoor receives a telephone call from Reliance Energy because the electricity bill has not been paid.

" Am I speaking to Mrs. Kapoor? "

"Yes... speaking"

Reliance guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!"

"How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.

"Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the Reliance guy.

"What are you saying? It's in your files... HOW ???"

" Yes ..... We have a system of finding out who's overdue "

" GOD !!!... This is too much..."

"Madam, I am sorry... I am just following orders... I have to inform that you are overdue.."

"I know that ... let me talk to my husband about this tonight. He will speak to your company tomorrow.. "

That night, she tells her husband about the incident, and he, mad as a bull,rushes to Reliance office the next day morning.

"What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts..

"Just calm down," says the lady at the reception at Reliance, "it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us."

"PAY you? And if I refuse?"

"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off.."

"And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.

"Well... I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle.